Our top ten list of excuses debtors have used to not pay their debt…some are of the classic ‘dog ate my homework’ variety, some are hilarious and original.
10. Bill? I never got a bill.
9. My cat got sick.
8. I lost my glasses and couldn’t read the bill.
7. I was in jail.
6. I never open anything from anyone asking for money.
5. I’d love to give you my money, but I forgot where I buried it.
4. A bill? Someone must’ve stolen it out of the mailbox. We lose a lot of bills that way.
3. I broke my hand, so I couldn’t write you a check.
2. The bank my money was in got robbed.
1. I give to God, not debt collectors.
Top Ten List